My fetus niece/nephew...Coming August of '09 or '10..we're not sure yet.
I can commence my hoarding of baby clothes as soon as this fetus decides to let us know what's what.
Thanks modern science/the natural way humans develop. Why can't we figure out the sex at a month?
In order to dispel any doubt....(you know us Nielsons and our fake pregnancies?) here's Carly, her belly, and a crib.
It's highly unlikely that they would have gone to all of the trouble if there wasn't a fetus in there.
And here we are last month making the obligatory fetus treat bags (complete with Yo Gabba Gabba valentines) for all of Daniel and Carly's friends that were still in the dark about the fetus's existence.
Man, when this fetus sees how crafty its mom and favorite aunt (see how I slipped that in there) are, it will be so grateful.
I, for one, will be grateful when Nielson fetus #1 is no longer a fetus or an it.
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You should probably read the mother and father's official fetus announcement here.
It rivals any "I'm Pregnant!!!!" or "Bun in the Oven" or "Guess what happened on the honeymoon?!!!" blog headlines that tend to make the rounds.
I can commence my hoarding of baby clothes as soon as this fetus decides to let us know what's what.
Thanks modern science/the natural way humans develop. Why can't we figure out the sex at a month?
In order to dispel any doubt....(you know us Nielsons and our fake pregnancies?) here's Carly, her belly, and a crib.
It's highly unlikely that they would have gone to all of the trouble if there wasn't a fetus in there.
And here we are last month making the obligatory fetus treat bags (complete with Yo Gabba Gabba valentines) for all of Daniel and Carly's friends that were still in the dark about the fetus's existence.
Man, when this fetus sees how crafty its mom and favorite aunt (see how I slipped that in there) are, it will be so grateful.
I, for one, will be grateful when Nielson fetus #1 is no longer a fetus or an it.
******
You should probably read the mother and father's official fetus announcement here.
It rivals any "I'm Pregnant!!!!" or "Bun in the Oven" or "Guess what happened on the honeymoon?!!!" blog headlines that tend to make the rounds.
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Thanks- From Fetus Nielson
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