The Fourth

My absolute favorite holiday.

I'm gonna stuff my face in a watermelon
Drag Whit to the parade?
Make various and assorted red white and blue delicacies
Ride a bike
Run through the sprinklers
Eat BBQ
Play with the doggies
Listen to country all day
Play with fire..wait what?


Have a great fourth!


img via Alicia Bock

The Bumpit

(please note that these are the "hollywood bumpits, as opposed to the sacramento bumpits)

Just say no.

When their first ad showed up in BYU's paper a year and a half ago..I was so appalled that I cut it out and put it on our fridge for all to mock.

The infomercial came on last night and with each before and after we screamed in increased horror.

BAD.

WORSE.
A-FREAKING-PPALLING
If I want to look like Lily Munster, I will get a plastic comb and some aqua net, thank you.

Flower Power

I think garden baby blooms have met their match...


For heaven sake woman...

Mommy & Me Fashion..Perfect!

Found via Oh Happy Day

Crazy People

This is mainly for Miss Laura..who doesn't have fb (GEEZ WOMAN!).

What a doozy.

Jon and Kate

The whole thing is sad....but maybe they should start by not letting UsWeekly and People into their home for a weekly update?

In any case..there is a small bright spot.

Kate slicked down her cockatoo spikes for this week's issue!
Does this mark the end of the reverse mullet?
Stay tuned for next week's cover....

A Friendly Memo

=NOT A PROPER WEDDING DRESS

I wish I was exaggerating, I really do, but my eyes are still sore from viewing this atrocity on the FB last week.

"I love this strapless wedding dress...but what about the modesty?...AH YES...old navy has their white cotton t-shirts on special this week!"


I thought long and hard about blurring out the poor girl's face and putting it on here..but I just couldn't let myself do it.
It outdoes any bad Mormon wedding dress...worse than the bad tailoring, worse than the bad jackets, and even worse than the capes.



If you are dying to see it, and depending on how evil my mood, I might send you the link.

Please....

Watch this.....now.

you WILL laugh.
and the volume in your hair WILL feel grossly inferior.