Yes, Alexis (or Allison, according to awkward Randy) got voted off.
Moving on to the important issues.
I'm going to circulate two important petitions.
The first involves Carrie Underwood never pinning up her extensions again to reveal a helmet of blonde covered in an atrocity of black flora.
The second is much more grave in subject. It involves the absolute BANISHMENT of all future lip-synched, awkwardly choreographed, cheese ball group performances at the beginning of elimination nights. Do something productive with this time...invite Joel McHale on for a weekly roasting of Seacrest....
It would spice things up a bit and wouldn't leave me wincing in discomfort.
Moving on to the important issues.
I'm going to circulate two important petitions.
The first involves Carrie Underwood never pinning up her extensions again to reveal a helmet of blonde covered in an atrocity of black flora.
The second is much more grave in subject. It involves the absolute BANISHMENT of all future lip-synched, awkwardly choreographed, cheese ball group performances at the beginning of elimination nights. Do something productive with this time...invite Joel McHale on for a weekly roasting of Seacrest....
It would spice things up a bit and wouldn't leave me wincing in discomfort.
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I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who noticed/thought it was lipsynched!
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