Sunday, February 1, 2009

Stagnant

Let us recap:

Adele is unbelievable live. She legitimately wore a poncho, black leggings, and gray socks to perform to a sold-out crowd (including baby Archuleta, not that I was stalking or anything). If she doesn't win a Grammy next Sunday, the system is officially corrupt. She's still on tour...see her while her tickets are still under $20. March 12 Austinites!



See Slumdog Millionaire immediately. IMMEDIATELY. Seeing this kid is worth the eight bucks alone.

Miss America's swimsuit competition drove us to slather ice cream on our hips. We were helpless in the matter. Also, Miss Texas, you and your mom haircut were a disgrace to my state and all it stands for. Miss Utah, your state intro: "Where the olympics are cold, and where our HOT David Archuleta hails from"...NO..NO..NO. Olympics and a second-place AI contestant. Way to play up your state. How does top 50 feel?

I had a veritable treasure trove of snarky comments in regards to the pageant, but unfortunately the sheer volume of literature reviews and reading this week have fried my brain and my memory of pop culture comments only lasts a week. I apologize.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

hahhaa i got on here to tell you that you are a stagnant blogger and then it was the title of your post and i wanted to die ahaha love your face.

p.s. this is lindsay, not patti. she came to visit me :)