Monday, June 9, 2008

Save your money honey

Three beauty items that you should NOT splurge on:


Mascara:



If it ain't broke..don't fix it. And Maybelline Great Lash ain't broken. Every time I've spent more than four dollars on mascara, I have been disappointed. I know there are probably big fans of DiorShow and MAC mascara out there, but I'll save my twenty bucks to go toward something useful like twenty diet cokes from Sonic during happy hour.





Hairspray:



I was once convinced to spend an embarrassing amount of money on hairspray by an unnamed assailant. That purchase was an immediate regret and made me miss me four dollar aerosol. I was expecting gold dust to be misted on my head for the amount of money I spent. Oy vey, in conclusion, stick to the grocery store on this one.




Shaving Cream:





Don't even buy it, not kidding. Use your conditioner, it makes your legs softer than mr. satin care ever could. Of course, I'm making the assumption that you wash your hair on this one, but let's just go with it. Save your money for InStyle at the check-out.








1 comment:

Unknown said...

assailant or not, i still refuse to purchase alcohol in an aerosol can with which to dry out my hair all in the name of saving money. suck it, tightwad.

:) love ya!