Little miss whitney nugget whittles cootsiepie whitnit nittles nielson is 18 today!Here is a condensed list of reasons of why she should be celebrated:
1) She puts a watering can behind her door every night with an upside down heel
as her personal security system.
2) She no longer parts her hair in the middle or insists on wearing Old Navy truck shirts
3) She is one of the most charismatic people I know. It is impossible to dislike her.
4) She is a fabulous volleyball player and has better abs than I ever will
5) She has an impeccable taste in music and can secretly sing..even if she purposely sings the men's part in church to distract me
6) She once carried a "lightweight vacuum" around the house to ward off the intruders she thought she heard
7) She is the wittiest of the Nielson clan
8) She will eat sushi and ben & jerry's in one sitting with me
9) Her head is most definitely a square. Ask her, she'll be happy to show you the four corners
10) She is gorgeous and most definitely my favorite sister
We love you Whit! Happy Birthday Nug!
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