Nittles

This little nugget is coming to the tundra this weekend.

A sample of a typical conversation with Whitney:

C: I really need a pedicure.

W: Yeah, there's a chunk missing out of my big toe and some sort of hole in my foot. I probably should go too.

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I'm gonna forcibly bleach her hair at the airport so we're not subjected to, "Are you twins?" all weekend.

This should be amusing.