Recent Conversation with snooty hair stylist:
SHS: What kind of shampoo are you using?
C:Oh, ya, know, just kinda depends. (THIS IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE. THE ONLY VARIATION IN MY HAIR ROUTINE INVOLVES SWITCHING OUT SUAVE REFRESHING TANGERINE FOR SUAVE JUICY APPLE)
What should I be using?
SHS: Just something low in aasdlkjfates and saiodsdndrates. Whatever you're using is working great.
I really stuck it to the Frederick Fekkai man on that one.
Had I said I was using the $1.37 food stamp shampoo, I would have been scolded and been told to buy 3 oz. of Bumble & Bumble for $25.00 in order to save my hair.
Ain't happenin.
Unless, of course, you want to donate to the cause. The Bumble & Bumble samples I stole from a boutique last week are about to run out.
SHS: What kind of shampoo are you using?
C:Oh, ya, know, just kinda depends. (THIS IS A COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE. THE ONLY VARIATION IN MY HAIR ROUTINE INVOLVES SWITCHING OUT SUAVE REFRESHING TANGERINE FOR SUAVE JUICY APPLE)
What should I be using?
SHS: Just something low in aasdlkjfates and saiodsdndrates. Whatever you're using is working great.
I really stuck it to the Frederick Fekkai man on that one.
Had I said I was using the $1.37 food stamp shampoo, I would have been scolded and been told to buy 3 oz. of Bumble & Bumble for $25.00 in order to save my hair.
Ain't happenin.
Unless, of course, you want to donate to the cause. The Bumble & Bumble samples I stole from a boutique last week are about to run out.
2 comments:
Perfect. I've been contemplating a change of hair routine. Now I know what to do. You rock, C. Love, Auntie S.
you always make me laugh
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