Friday, November 21, 2008

Review


I am choosing to withhold complete judgment until I can see the movie in a theatre without hundreds of screaming pre-pubescent girls in capes and "team edward" shirts. No seriously, they screamed and clapped every time a character came on the screen. There were mumbled death threats coming from our row for the entire two hours. Apparently all of the twenty-somethings got their tickets at the Riverwoods early and we were stuck with moms and eight-year old Cindy-Lou-Whos at Scera who can probably barely spell their own names, let alone understand the intricacies of teenage vampire romance. Please sense the sarcasm.

My favorite part of the NYT review is ..."..oh-so-confusing feelings, like, OMG!! He's SO HOT!! Does he like ME?? Will he kill me??? I don't CARE!!:)." Eight year-olds seeing this is more inappropriate than my eight year old self seeing Titanic three times...in theatres...with the caveat that I closed my eyes during all nekkie scenes.

But I digress...if they can get a larger budget than the paltry 37 million they had for this one and if they can get a longer run time than 120 minutes (the books are 400-500 pages people), I think the stunts will become less laughable and maybe Edward's hair can have more screen time. I mean c'mon, they have to make his freaking skin glitter and have him glide through 500 foot tall trees. I'm done, now I'm just making myself laugh...so, umm who wants to go this afternoon?

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Splendid

This little nugget by Splendid is usually $80....on sale now for $40 at Anthro. Do yourself a favor and go buy it immediately. It feels like you slathered a mixture of silk and butter on your skin. And who doesn't like silky butter?

You heard it here first...

...I have midnight tickets to Twilight tonight.

Consider this my official jump back into teeny-bopperdom. I have no shame. The movie may suck, the theatre may be full of shrieking and giggling, and I may be paying money to see teenage vampire love. But, at the end of the day, I can at least stare at Mr. Pattinson for two hours. Well worth the eight bucks. Search "Never Think" on youtube..Mr. Pattinson has a little little Rufus Wainright in him...care of Rie.

See these photo shoots here and here.


Nope, no shame.

Monday, November 17, 2008

I've come to a few conclusions...

All groups of guys chillin on the strip are tools. No, seriously. Every single boy we saw was wearing this.

Usually, this would be just fine, but when there is a gaggle of ten+ guys all thinking that striped button-downs are the only way to dress up for a night out in Vegas...it just begs for some creativity. Not to mention their tactics for picking up girls. We either had to be interpreters or deal with men screaming about various and assorted body parts while we were stopped at a light. He had no shame..right up on the front of our car. I'll give the more G-rated rundown of the weekend later.
Love the Vegas.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

CMAs

The good:

Miss Reese..my favorite of the night

The Bad:

Reba...velvet floor-length cocktail dresses are appropriate...never

Kellie...bikertramp...once again, appropriate..never

The Ugly:

Sarah Buxton, virtually unknown. I love the girl, and the only reason I can think that she would dress like a wild-west trampy cupcake is for this very reason. She gets her name in every article that mentions the CMAs. It still doesn't change the fact that she wore black opaque tights to an awards show.
Thanks for distracting me for three hours last night from studying! My failure in college thanks you!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Cheap Cheap

For the next three days, all of J. Crew's full-priced sweaters are 20% off in stores and online. Enter SWEATERS at checkout. This little hand beaded nugget is regularly $2,500....which means I can get it for $2,000..or roughly the price of my first-born or a semester of college.
Perfect.
While we are on the subject of the new luxe items at J. Crew..can someone please explain this business plan to me? If I was going to buy a one of a kind hand beaded sweater, I probably wouldn't go to the same store that sells blue chinos with green embroidered doggies all over them. Just throwin' that out there.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Workin' for the weekend

The only thing getting me through 3 tests and a paper this week?

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I'm going here on Thursday....

Maybe I'll throw my sociological theory book into the Bellagio fountains. We'll see how the test goes.


Friday, November 7, 2008

Celadon Wedding


I made this a while ago for my old roomie Lauren's January wedding. She is doing celadon, brown, and platinum..with gardenias and sand dollar flowers. I'm mildly obsessed with the dress...I'm gonna call up Monique later and put it on hold for 2019. Maybe Evans and I should go into business.

Threat

Psycho Carly has strong-armed me into a blog tag. Posting the fourth picture of the fourth album on your computer. She threatened to make inappropriate comments on my blog and facebook until I did so. She made good on her threats today with comments that include bodily functions that should not be discussed in public forums...everyone thinks I'm a dainty girl, and we cannot have that image being tarnished.

So, here ya go. I'm at work (or I'm not at work if this will get me fired)..so here is this picture of hellishness that is saved on our desktop for no apparent reason.

Squirrely

I want an entire Christmas tree covered in these for a little kid's room. I don't have a little kid, but boy, if I did, they would have a squirrel ornament covered Christmas tree.



See more little nuggets here.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Well there ya have it

After my 7 hour date with Wolf Blitzer and my recliner last night, I think I need a breather from any and all political analysis. So, instead, I will focus on the shallowest of campaign topics. Do you think we could do that? Yes we can...man, I'm hilarious.

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First, Cindy. She looked beautiful in her little marigold suit. I think Lindsay is disappointed that we won't get to see her first-lady fashion come to full fruition more than the fact that her husband lost.

Usually Michelle looks beautiful. WHO FREAKING STYLED YOU LAST NIGHT WOMAN? And Jill...lime green? Lime green for your husband's vice-presidential presentation? Gracious people.

This was even more shocking because the Biden women are gorgeous and classy and are living my life in Nantucket...white jeans, polos and all. Give me a call Jill.


I think Obama's acceptance speech would have been even more affective with the following additions:
-A gospel choir singing "yes we can", not just chanting like the lame crowd
-Oprah giving cars to the entire crowd at Grant Park
-The 106 year-old lady that was mentioned coming on stage shaking her cane at him saying that she thought she was voting for Ron Paul
-Changing the 70's powder blue carpet on the stand to navy...honestly people...please consult me next time
-Brad Pitt and Angelina's kids doing a choreographed dance with Obama's darling daughters


Here's to the next four years!
But can we please put Ann in the white house in 2012?.. I would really appreciate the fashion blogging material.
So classy.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Anorexic Halloween

We were going for accuracy, and I think we did pretty good. Maybe I can lose 90% of my body weight by next year so I can look exactly like Mary-Kate.

Flannel, leggings, starbucks, scarves....complete lack of talent, starred alongside John Stamos, famous for being famous....check, check, and check. We've practically lived the same life.



'Tis the Season....

....For obesity



I give you pumpkin cream cheese truffles. I also give you three extra hours on the elliptical. Yep, already over it. Find the recipe here, or just salivate over the ingredients. I love the holidays.

2½ cups white chocolate chunks
1/3 cup gingersnap cookie crumbs, plus more for garnish
1/4 cup canned pumpkin purée
1/4 cup graham cracker crumbs, plus more for garnish
1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar
1/2 teaspoon orange zest
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Pinch of fine salt
2 ounces cream cheese, softened