Flower Power

I think garden baby blooms have met their match...


For heaven sake woman...

Mommy & Me Fashion..Perfect!

Found via Oh Happy Day

Crazy People

This is mainly for Miss Laura..who doesn't have fb (GEEZ WOMAN!).

What a doozy.

Jon and Kate

The whole thing is sad....but maybe they should start by not letting UsWeekly and People into their home for a weekly update?

In any case..there is a small bright spot.

Kate slicked down her cockatoo spikes for this week's issue!
Does this mark the end of the reverse mullet?
Stay tuned for next week's cover....

A Friendly Memo

=NOT A PROPER WEDDING DRESS

I wish I was exaggerating, I really do, but my eyes are still sore from viewing this atrocity on the FB last week.

"I love this strapless wedding dress...but what about the modesty?...AH YES...old navy has their white cotton t-shirts on special this week!"


I thought long and hard about blurring out the poor girl's face and putting it on here..but I just couldn't let myself do it.
It outdoes any bad Mormon wedding dress...worse than the bad tailoring, worse than the bad jackets, and even worse than the capes.



If you are dying to see it, and depending on how evil my mood, I might send you the link.

Please....

Watch this.....now.

you WILL laugh.
and the volume in your hair WILL feel grossly inferior.

Tay Tay

We've established that Tay Tay is precious.
She's fun and pretty and charismatic in interviews.

BUT

I feel like there is a giant elephant in the room every time she performs live.

The truth is, homegirl can't carry a tune-as evidenced on the CMT awards this evening.
Seriously...it verges on painful.

Am i right?
Has anyone actually paid to see her live?

In Case you're in the market....

"We Scoop Poop" is apparently a legitimate Austin business.
Believe me, I learned all about it while sitting in traffic today.

Their slogans, you ask?

"Our business is piling up."
&
"We're # 1 in a #2 business."

I can't make this crap up, people. RIMSHOT

Moving on....to their website.

Naturally..wescooppoop.com

$9.50/wk for all the poop scoopin' your heart desires.

I only have one request...
I want Vernon scoopin' my dogs' poop.
But you might prefer Carlos...or even Joe.