"We Scoop Poop" is apparently a legitimate Austin business.
Believe me, I learned all about it while sitting in traffic today.
Their slogans, you ask?
"Our business is piling up."
&
"We're # 1 in a #2 business."
I can't make this crap up, people. RIMSHOT
Moving on....to their website.
Naturally..wescooppoop.com
$9.50/wk for all the poop scoopin' your heart desires.
I only have one request...
I want Vernon scoopin' my dogs' poop.
But you might prefer Carlos...or even Joe.
Believe me, I learned all about it while sitting in traffic today.
Their slogans, you ask?
"Our business is piling up."
&
"We're # 1 in a #2 business."
I can't make this crap up, people. RIMSHOT
Moving on....to their website.

$9.50/wk for all the poop scoopin' your heart desires.
I only have one request...

I want Vernon scoopin' my dogs' poop.
But you might prefer Carlos...or even Joe.
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