Please....

Watch this.....now.

you WILL laugh.
and the volume in your hair WILL feel grossly inferior.

Tay Tay

We've established that Tay Tay is precious.
She's fun and pretty and charismatic in interviews.

BUT

I feel like there is a giant elephant in the room every time she performs live.

The truth is, homegirl can't carry a tune-as evidenced on the CMT awards this evening.
Seriously...it verges on painful.

Am i right?
Has anyone actually paid to see her live?

In Case you're in the market....

"We Scoop Poop" is apparently a legitimate Austin business.
Believe me, I learned all about it while sitting in traffic today.

Their slogans, you ask?

"Our business is piling up."
&
"We're # 1 in a #2 business."

I can't make this crap up, people. RIMSHOT

Moving on....to their website.

Naturally..wescooppoop.com

$9.50/wk for all the poop scoopin' your heart desires.

I only have one request...
I want Vernon scoopin' my dogs' poop.
But you might prefer Carlos...or even Joe.

Nose Goes

I requested that Whitney put in a movie tonight.

"Nose goes Court."

I kindly informed her that the rules of nose goes clearly state that it cannot be played with two or fewer people. period. that would just be stupid.

She disagreed.

So I was forced to go straight to the source.

1.	nose goes	111 up, 66 down
	These definitions are right on. However, they forgot one thing. Nose goes can only be done with a minimum of 3 people, since initiating a nose goes between 2 people is the same as just telling them to do it, which is stupid. Nose goes. {Places finger on nose.} No way! You can't do nose goes with only 2 people! That's stupid.

This was the first definition on the page.

Almost verbatim.

Let this be the post that ends this argument round the world.

Nugget Grows Up

Baby Nugget Nielson done graduated.

I was an absentee sister..but I was working an event for work..so she can't hate me.

Plus little TY TY was there. Doesn't he look handsome and just a tad bit fratty? He would kill me with his nubby bare hands if he saw this...but he doesn't even know what blogspot is,so I think I'm safe.

Care and Tom-Tom with their last little dragon.

And off to Tech she goes...

Anthro Austin

The new Anthro catalog was shot entirely in Austin.

It's like my own personal travel brochure to get my friends to come and visit me.

See the rest here.

Well lookie there

I have missed so much quality pop culture.
I took notes on the AI finale to dump right here.
And then..there was no dumping.

Thus..a summary of threeish weeks...


American Idol

WHOA WHOA WHOA..Adam Lambert is gay?
You mean to tell me that the excessive eyeliner, caked on base, platform shoes, and winged shoulder pads weren't just for funsies?
Oh, yeah, and Kris Allen won. Have fun in AI obscurity hell with Blake Lewis. The poor guy can't even get interviewed on TMZ.


Jon and Kate + Eight

Give Aaden his own spin-off show IMMEDIATELY. I would much rather hear him say such gems as "poopy butt weiner" rather than watch his parent's marital drama/ Kate's reverse mullet play out on television.
Think about the possible licensing deals with EyeMasters....

The Hills

How lovely that Speidi's spawn will have mommy and daddy's (third) wedding to relive for the rest of their lives....
Kristen's entrance....BAAAA...and sitting her next to Justin Bobby? FREAKING GENIUS. Lauren's exit out the phantom side door of the church into a waiting car to signify the end of her stint on reality television?...OH MY GOSH...I need these producers running my life..it would be so much more interesting.