I have missed so much quality pop culture.
I took notes on the AI finale to dump right here.
And then..there was no dumping.
Thus..a summary of threeish weeks...
American Idol
WHOA WHOA WHOA..Adam Lambert is gay?
You mean to tell me that the excessive eyeliner, caked on base, platform shoes, and winged shoulder pads weren't just for funsies?
Oh, yeah, and Kris Allen won. Have fun in AI obscurity hell with Blake Lewis. The poor guy can't even get interviewed on TMZ.
Jon and Kate + Eight
Give Aaden his own spin-off show IMMEDIATELY. I would much rather hear him say such gems as "poopy butt weiner" rather than watch his parent's marital drama/ Kate's reverse mullet play out on television.
Think about the possible licensing deals with EyeMasters....
The Hills
How lovely that Speidi's spawn will have mommy and daddy's (third) wedding to relive for the rest of their lives....
Kristen's entrance....BAAAA...and sitting her next to Justin Bobby? FREAKING GENIUS. Lauren's exit out the phantom side door of the church into a waiting car to signify the end of her stint on reality television?...OH MY GOSH...I need these producers running my life..it would be so much more interesting.
I took notes on the AI finale to dump right here.
And then..there was no dumping.
Thus..a summary of threeish weeks...
American Idol
WHOA WHOA WHOA..Adam Lambert is gay?
You mean to tell me that the excessive eyeliner, caked on base, platform shoes, and winged shoulder pads weren't just for funsies?
Oh, yeah, and Kris Allen won. Have fun in AI obscurity hell with Blake Lewis. The poor guy can't even get interviewed on TMZ.
Jon and Kate + Eight
Give Aaden his own spin-off show IMMEDIATELY. I would much rather hear him say such gems as "poopy butt weiner" rather than watch his parent's marital drama/ Kate's reverse mullet play out on television.Think about the possible licensing deals with EyeMasters....
The Hills
How lovely that Speidi's spawn will have mommy and daddy's (third) wedding to relive for the rest of their lives....Kristen's entrance....BAAAA...and sitting her next to Justin Bobby? FREAKING GENIUS. Lauren's exit out the phantom side door of the church into a waiting car to signify the end of her stint on reality television?...OH MY GOSH...I need these producers running my life..it would be so much more interesting.
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