Who's been watching Gossip Girl?
If you haven't, I would like to introduce you to my husband.
Gabriel the ponzi scheme douche.
Hey, you can't be too picky in this economy.
In real life:
6 FREAKING 5
My age
Heir to quite the family name
Dresses like a champ
ONE little problem:
His name.
ARMIE HAMMER
This fact makes my television lust blog-worthy.
If he could promise a lifetime supply of baking soda, I might be able to overlook the issue at hand. Unfortunately, there's no connection.
Maybe I'll just move on to Mr. Colgate.
If you haven't, I would like to introduce you to my husband.
Gabriel the ponzi scheme douche.Hey, you can't be too picky in this economy.
In real life:
6 FREAKING 5
My age
Heir to quite the family name
Dresses like a champ
ONE little problem:
His name.
ARMIE HAMMER
This fact makes my television lust blog-worthy.
If he could promise a lifetime supply of baking soda, I might be able to overlook the issue at hand. Unfortunately, there's no connection.
Maybe I'll just move on to Mr. Colgate.
2 comments:
armie hammer? seriously? maybe it's a stage name? cross your fingers.
he's our age?? he looks so old!! the beez that plays poppy is like 31 or something. crazy, huh?
please tell me his parents didn't really name him armie.. it must be short for something, right?
p.s. this is lindsay not patti
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