Fatty

I was perfectly content digging into my Blue Bell this evening..complete with yoga pants and sitting on the kitchen counter..when the douchebag advertising gods chimed in on the size of my thighs.

The Special K commercial came on that states "don't let late night cravings ruin your day"
Nothing was being ruined until you commented on my lard content.

This commercial was immediately followed by the Victoria's Secret double your bra size with this bra commercial complete with Brazilian waifs romping around in next to nothing.

SERIOUSLY? First, I'm reminded that I should be eating Special K to satisfy my cravings and then I'm immediately reminded that if I don't, I'll never star in a Vicky's commercial.
Cuz let me tell you, I'm on their short list.

Courtney the paper doll

Have y'all seen how well traveled I am?

Evans cracks me up.

She's living in Geneva for the semester and took me with her.

It evolved out of a conversation about my obsession with flat stanley..and my loser lack of traveling.

I love the attention to Courtney detail...especially the leopard flats..you know me too well, ya freak.

Halloweeeeen 2k9

I lamed out on Halloween this year.

By lamed out I mean I broke my streak of dressing up like trashy celebrities.

2004. Jessica Simpson
(complete with tuna can)

2006. Britney and KFed.
(That pink velour jumpsuit was worth every penny)
2007. Ginger Spice
(union jack courtesy of electric tape)

2008. Mary-Kate and Ashley
(we dug through trashcans for our Starbucks-classy)


2009. Flapper. LAMEO
I don't know if I'm more disappointed in myself or the lack of a crop of trashy celebrities.

I would look like the geriatric version of Miley..and no one wants that.

You can call me Cordy

"What's your name miss?"
"Courtney"

"What is it?"
"COURTNEY"




Yup, that's about right.

Ew

I've reached a whole new level of blog stagnation. That's a word, trust me.
Sorry folks, I've been busy flitting around to all the hot spots this country has to offer.

And by hot spots...I mean three trips to Lubbock and one trip to Provo.

Please contain your jealousy.

I'll be better..if only to avoid my friends harassing me for more pointless posts.

I'll leave you with this little doll.

Sadie and I are bffs now.