Everytime I see this ad...

...I feel awkward.

I will give explicit instructions to my wedding photographer about not shooting rope-swinging-up-the-dress shots.

It's just...awkward.

Wanna know what LC has been up to?

There is such a natural progression from star of MTV reality show to designer of crappy clothes line at Kohl's.

I mean, right?

Sure, the ads look harmless enough. Simple wardrobe staples for less. Great angle, Lauren.
Way to connect with us lowly folk.
Except...

The clothes really look like this.

Oh, and this.Maybe LC should start by chatting with the mannequin stylists at Kohl's to ensure that all appendages are included on said mannequins. Peg leg Lucy ain't lookin so hot in that tunic.

A SADIE BABY

Have you people seen my niece lately?

For heaven sake..she's a doll. I'm borderline creepily obsessed.

The Grosh

The grocery store is a black hole that sucks all sense of spending and actual necessities out of me.

Pa gave me a $20 to get dog treats.

I came home with all this crap.

Why, yes, I would love a $3 hair product that provides "real shine" (added grease) to my mane.

While we're on the subject, the BBQ pizza lean cuisine is subpar. No really, steer clear. Just hit up the pizza snack aisle. Your hips will thank you.
In case you were wondering, my total was $20.50. That's only fifty cents out of pocket for crap I don't need.

All I want for Christmas...

...is a dadgum steamer.

I've been looking scrubby lately.

Befores and Afters

Ma and I bought this lovely thing on Craigslist

..painted it...re-knobbed it..

..and papered it..maybe next time I'll organize it before taking pictures.

Also notable as of late...I cleaned my room.

I have no shame.

See? Notable.

Nuggets for Nugget

Whitney is homesick..which really means she's dogsick. Here ya go Whit.


Dudley and his cow friend. He was a little pissy about the photo shoot.Arrow butt snuggled up on the bed. Mom likes a little dog hair on her pillow.

Abby's portrait series was limited as all she does is sleep and occasionally lick your toes.
I contend that it is IMPOSSIBLE to dislike basset hounds.