It must be said...

..that Gwen done lost her mind
Remember my documented excitement over this second little bundle of joy?
Well, that was before I knew she was going to name her child Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.

People provides an explanation for this tragedy of a name here. Zuma was most likely picked as a tribute to Zuma beach. I like a lot of beaches, but you don't see me naming my kid Oceanside or Carlsbad State beach. Nesta is a shout out to Bob Marley. How about we change that shout out to something more reasonable, like, say, Marley. I can handle that. Can't wait for this poor kid to go to kindergarten....

Shout out to miss jourdan for being an all-star blogger. I just had to express my feelings on the matter as well.

Well, well, well

I am very supportive of this union happening (again). Am I Creepy? Most definitely. But after watching the Notebook last weekend for the 200th time, I would just find it wrong if these crazy canucks didn't end up together. Shannon called me at 1 AM a few weeks ago to verify their (re)-union (one day my friends will call me to hang out and not just to use my pathetic celebrity encyclopia brain, one day-ha). Well, according to le People, we may still have hope Shan!

The Rundown:Episode 1

Things I learned during The Hills premiere tonight:


Le Douche. Still needs to shave flesh-colored facial growth. Nuff said.

Holly Montag will be this season's Stephanie Pratt. AKA Cling-on relative to pseudo fame. Next up, Audrina's skanky cousins!

Heidi is SO classy. She has a sweet boyfriend, a sweet bra, and a sweet manufactured face.

Frankie uses some serious volumizing mousse. He seems like one who would google his name..so Frankie Delgado. There ya go kid, you eat up your pseudo fame.

Whitney's sole purpose is to be a sounding board for Lauren. Give this girl her own show already. She is the classiest, most normal one on the show. Much love Whitney.

Audrina is SUCH a hipster. I mean, did you see her friend with the red mohawk and tattoos? I wonder how much MTV paid him to give her some SERIOUS street-cred. She rolls hard folks.

And, at the end of the day, our poor little Lauren has to handle all of these crazies, make sure Audrina's mohawked friend doesn't kill Lo, AND balance her endorsements for MARK and AT&T. The poor little lamb.....

I can make fun all I want...but I will still be watching every manufactured reality minute this season..jokes on me.

Looks like Gold

Due to my lack of a life...I give you...olympian celebrity look-a-likes:

Miss Johnson:

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Mr. Phelps:




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I got love for Phelps..but c'mon..it's pretty close.

Mr. Mchot Lochte:













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Your wish is my command

Remember how I was whining a few months ago about Madewell's lack of online shopping....well, fear not, because it will be available at our little fingertips soon!
Found via Unruly Things.

Brainiac

And I quote.."“I love Gossip Girl,” Conrad told E! Online. “I just love it. It’s so gossipy and superficial. It’s amazing.”

Oh, hey, thanks LC. Gossip Girl is...Gossipy?!..Let's work on your list of adjectives and, while we're at it, your lack of personality.
xoxo GG

Day of Indulgence

Jennifer Klein throws an annual "Day of Indulgence" party at her home in CA- she invites all the pretty people, has massage, mani-pedi, make-up, and eyebrow stations, tons of clothing and jewelry vendors, and delicious food. I want to be a pretty person so that I can attend next year. Freaking Fabulous.

I spy Red Mango.