Tootsie

Thanks to Ms. Zaida, we traipsed up to Sundance last night to watch Tootsie at their outdoor stage. Dustin Hoffman is one good woman..hilarious. It is gorgeous up there, and now that I know you can bring food in, I will have my sonic grilled cheese and 44 oz. of diet coke magic in hand next week. They show a free movie every Wednesday at 9 PM through the end of August..next week is Moulin Rouge. Let me know if you want to join us!

I Swear....

...if any of you ever plunk down $172 for these...friendship over. They can't even throw in a hem at the bottom for that price? See more of the fleecing of America through overpriced denim shorts here.

A Timeline of Sorts

An abbreviated Brit Brit timeline for your viewing pleasure:

2002: A more innocent time, when Britney had a six-pack, and Jamie Lynn hadn't popped out a kid.

February 2007: Britney went apeshizz crazy

August 6, 2008: And the real point of this post..girl is lookin good these days! What a difference six months can make. Not the most flattering picture, but a couple of those inches of hair are probably naturally hers and she is wearing big girl clothes..including pants!!! Snaps for Britney everybody.

Gatsby

Fabulous...AP English 4 forced this book upon me..and lately I've been on another Great Gatsby kick. The story, the clothes, the parties..I think I was born in the wrong decade. My unborn dog will be named Gatsby, for fear that my unborn baby would kill me if they had to live with that name.

Could someone please give me a reason to dress like this? I'll even throw the party..you just have to have a baby/get married/have a birthday/have a bar mitzvah/graduate/get an A on a test..the options are endless here folks. I don't want to wait until Halloween, people...get on it.

Brangelina

Things we can take away from this cover:

-Shiloh is the original gerber baby/she is the Miss America of the Brangelina clan
-Brad and Angelina are much happier and better people/parents/humanitarians than any of us are or could ever hope to be
-Vivienne Marcheline came with a free shot of collagen
-Pax, Maddox, and Zahara are living in the dog house out back of the French chateau
-Angelina is SO in touch with her motherly house dress side-she really is just like us
-Brad really should shave

Delusional

Lately I've been craving a few days of this...I think I have a problem. I may need to see a doctor, or maybe i just like an excuse to drink liquid chocolate, or maybe i just like chunky sweaters and boots, or maybe I will DEFINITELY be eating my words.

Buy Me

This cardigan needs to be endorsed. I stole Rie's in green last week..it is so long and so comfy and I want it in several colors. Santa?...Zaida and I were talking the other day about how only rich people have milk and toilet paper, but I think this may take precedence over purchasing a $3 gallon o' milk. I can always use water in my cereal....