Cali Vacay

Could two words sound any douchier?

Just to add to my lack of blogging..I'll be here for the next week.
With these psychos...We're pretty cute, I'll be shocked if we don't come back married.

Southern Belles

Am I the only one watching Southern Belles: Louisville?

The season just ended, but you people need to watch it in re-runs.
...on soapNet...just accept it

Since I won't be apart of the Real Housewives franchise any time soon, this is my new life goal.
Southern Belles: Austin and/or Nashville? YES PLEASE.

Fashion Fatness

I have officially had the best cupcake of my life.

Behold
Chocolate Peanut Butter from polkadots.

If I blogged every time I ate something fattening and delicious, I would be writing much more regularly....so that's saying something for this here cupcake.

They catered at a AFW event tonight, but I look forward to an official cupcake outing with the Christensen girls and Care in order to further investigate flavors like banana nutella and s'mores.

AND they have cupcake happy hour on Tuesdays from 5-8 where every cupcake is $2.00. Maybe I'll make that a happy three hours and make sure to get my monies worth.

Cheree Berry

Love the details in Cheree Berry's wedding.
Unfortunately, my last name doesn't yield many rhyming possibilities..so I'll never sound like an ice cream flavor.
She's blogging throughout the week at the Bride's Guide as well...


In my weekly wedding blog stalking..I found a few favorites..


This bride has the most perfect red hair......
via Brooklyn Bride


And this might be one of my favorite centerpiece ideas ever...
via Grey Likes Weddings

AFW

Austin Fashion Week starts tomorrow!


If you're in the Austin area.....see the list of parties and events here...and vote for your favorites here.

They're free!!!!...no excuse not to get free food, drinks, and shop, people.

The Fourth

My absolute favorite holiday.

I'm gonna stuff my face in a watermelon
Drag Whit to the parade?
Make various and assorted red white and blue delicacies
Ride a bike
Run through the sprinklers
Eat BBQ
Play with the doggies
Listen to country all day
Play with fire..wait what?


Have a great fourth!


img via Alicia Bock

The Bumpit

(please note that these are the "hollywood bumpits, as opposed to the sacramento bumpits)

Just say no.

When their first ad showed up in BYU's paper a year and a half ago..I was so appalled that I cut it out and put it on our fridge for all to mock.

The infomercial came on last night and with each before and after we screamed in increased horror.

BAD.

WORSE.
A-FREAKING-PPALLING
If I want to look like Lily Munster, I will get a plastic comb and some aqua net, thank you.